It’s the one year anniversary of Grumpy Old Geeks! Jason’s off his meds, literally and Brian is having mid-life buyers remorse. This leads to a classic grump fest like we used to do while everything we love is ripped from us, as usual.

Show Notes


The scant science behind anything that claims to boost your brainpower

Fun with old software!


Carolla’s tech team are retards

AWS Reduces prices yet again!

The Free-Marketing Gravy Train Is Over on Facebook

Brands are getting snarky even though they don’t have a leg to stand on.

The Brutal Ageism of Tech

Facebook just crushed the Internet’s geekiest dream — and now there’s hell to pay

A Fine reaction…

When Everyone Wants To Watch ‘House Of Cards,’ Who Pays?

Microsoft Office Is Finally on the iPad, Available for Download Now

The iPhone 6 Is Coming In September And It Will Be In Two Sizes With A Higher-Resolution Screen

The Year Man Becomes Immortal

The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology

Suspended Animation Trials to Start

First Immortal Hardcover by James Halperin

The Internet Party

Kim Dotcom Launched a Music Site, EDM Album and Political Party in One Week

Distracted driving Billboards

Virgin is dropping the ball

Ergonomic Products

Mamp Pro 3 is out!!!

Memcache still not part of the distro but there’s this

Explaining the genius of Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky”—using music theory.

Everything You Hate About Advertising in One Fake Video That’s Almost Too Real

Gigi Edgley

Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge