Jason and Brian tackle tech absurdities, financial scandals, and Elon Musk’s latest chaos, covering everything from the never-ending email unsubscribe struggle to a British IT worker’s desperate plan to reclaim lost Bitcoin by buying an entire landfill. They also dive into the Trump Coin disaster, AI making people dumber, brutal layoffs at Meta, and entertainment news like Mythic Quest’s return, Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, and Walmart’s hilariously fitting mall purchase—plus, a rising chance of an asteroid collision to cap it all off.
In this episode of Grumpy Old Geeks, Jason and Brian dive headfirst into the latest tech absurdities, financial scandals, and Elon Musk's ongoing chaos. We start with the annual frustration of unsubscribing from an email list that just won’t quit before jumping into the latest gem from Musk himself: "Some of the things that I say will be incorrect." Meanwhile, British IT worker James Howells is back with his ongoing quest to unearth his lost Bitcoin fortune—this time with a plan to buy the entire landfill where he thinks it’s buried. And despite all the corporate posturing about a return to office, remote work remains steady, much to the chagrin of commercial real estate moguls still waiting for the workforce to return.
The Trump Coin debacle takes center stage, where early traders made a quick $109 million, but over 800,000 investors got wrecked to $2 billion. Adding to the dystopian financial landscape, Microsoft’s latest study finds that AI reliance makes people dumber, leading to cognitive atrophy as workers place too much trust in generative AI. Meanwhile, Thomson Reuters lands a major AI copyright win in the courts, striking a blow against legal AI startups. Over at Meta, the latest round of layoffs blindsided workers supposedly meeting performance expectations, proving that job security in tech is about as stable as Musk’s grasp on reality. A man in Alabama pleaded guilty to hacking the SEC’s X account to falsely announce Bitcoin ETF approvals, sending crypto markets on a rollercoaster ride.
On the media front, Mythic Quest Season 4 is out, and we’re cautiously optimistic despite needing a breather after Season 2. The White Lotus returns, but can it survive without Stifler’s mom? Meanwhile, Karl Urban's role as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat II is a big win. Walmart’s acquisition of the Dawn of the Dead mall seems hilariously on-brand, while Netflix’s attempt at podcasting smells like another cost-cutting maneuver. Finally, in "good news," the odds of a newly discovered asteroid hitting Earth in 2032 are rising. At least it would mean an end to Jeep’s infuriating full-screen stoplight ads. Tune in for all this and more on Grumpy Old Geeks!
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Man in Search of Lost Bitcoin Fortune Wants to Buy the Landfill Where He Swears It’s Buried
There Hasn’t Been Much if Any Reduction in WFH in over Two Years, Despite the Hype about RTO
Early Crypto Traders Had Speedy Profit on Trump Coin as Others Suffered Losses
IN THE NEWS
Microsoft Study Finds AI Makes Human Cognition “Atrophied and Unprepared”
Meta's job cuts surprised some employees who said they weren't low performers
Silicon Valley Software Engineers Horrified as They Can't Easily Find Jobs Anymore
Man from Alabama pleads guilty over SEC's fake bitcoin post on X
Kanye West’s X Account Deactivated After He Declared “IM A NAZI” In Deluge Of Antisemitism
Shopify took down Kanye's swastika t-shirt shop, but another antisemitic storefront still operates
Shopify says risk of fraud, not Nazi swastika, was reason for Kanye West store takedown
Scarlett Johansson Calls for New AI Laws After Fake Video of Her Goes Viral
Google will use machine learning to try and tell if a user is under 18
UK drops 'safety' from its AI body, now called AI Security Institute, inks MOU with Anthropic
Buzzfeed is launching their own social network
Apple Maps plans to show 'Gulf of America,' following Google
Gov. Pritzker Says Lake Michigan Is Now Called Lake Illinois
Court orders the CDC and FDA to restore deleted web pages related to gender identity
EFF sues Elon Musk and DOGE to block their access to federal employee data
14 states sue DOGE, blasting Musk's 'unprecedented' power as unconstitutional
USAID workers sue Musk and DOGE over ‘unconstitutional power grab’ that left agency in chaos
US aid freeze claims first victims as oxygen supplies cut off
Elon Musk's Waste.gov Is Just a WordPress Theme Placeholder Page
Robert Garcia drops a dick pic
Anderson Cooper Snaps At Trump-Defending Chris Sununu On Live TV: ‘Don’t Be A Dick’
The Odds of a Newly Discovered Asteroid Hitting Earth in 2032 Keep Rising
MEDIA CANDY
Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary
Our First Look at Mortal Kombat II Is Exactly the One You Wanted
Walmart Bought the Mall From Dawn of the Dead, Because Subtext Is for Cowards
YouTube Surprise: CEO Says TV Overtakes Mobile as “Primary Device” for Viewing
APPS & DOODADS
Apple patches iPhone exploit that allowed for ‘extremely sophisticated' attack
Apple ordered to open encrypted user accounts globally to UK spying
Apple finally lets you move your digital purchases to another account
TikTok is back on the App Store and the Play Store in the U.S.
This is the First-Ever AI Image to Be Granted Copyright Protection
Jeep Owners Furious Over Ads That Appear Everytime Their Car Stops
AT THE LIBRARY
Barnes & Noble opening 60 bookstores this year
We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse Book 1) by Dennis Taylor
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
Disney Parks’ Most Infamous Earworm Is Getting Its First Extended Cut
End of the penny? Trump tells Treasury to stop minting the coin
Are pennies worth it? Trump's plan to scrap them didn't come out of nowhere
They talked about this twenty years ago on The West Wing.
Getting rid of the penny introduces a new problem: nickels
CLOSING SHOUT-OUTS
Bestselling novelist Tom Robbins dies at 92
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