Perfect. (Almost)

Ticks all the boxes.

Disgust, right on point.

Sarcasm, not nearly enough. (Yeah right!)

Politics, piss off if your views don’t match my own!

Tech, enough to keep the title.

Security news is the most helpful, especially when giving macOS upgrade advice. Right, Dave?

Thankfully, these dummies match by innate bias, which is all that’s important in news these days, amirite?!?