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This week on Grumpy Old Geeks, we're diving headfirst into the digital dumpster fire, starting with follow-up that will make you wonder if the rich are finally getting their comeuppance. It seems Tesla's market share is plummeting, and Elon Musk has been unceremoniously knocked off as the world's wealthiest person. Meanwhile, OpenAI and Microsoft are flirting with new partnership terms, and OpenAI is also reportedly cozying up with Oracle for a cloud computing deal. Are they figuring it all out or just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic? You decide.
In the news, it’s a feast of AI-induced chaos. Anthropic attempted to settle a copyright lawsuit for $1.5 billion, but a judge rejected it. Apple faces scrutiny for allegedly using pirated books to train AI (because who needs original ideas when you can just steal them?), and everyone from Reddit to Yahoo is rushing to get paid for their data being scraped by AI. Google even admits that the open web is struggling, while pushing ads into AI-generated answers and trying to convince us that DOGE never existed. Meanwhile, millions of YouTube videos have been copied by AI companies—because why create when you can just steal? Not to mention, The Boring Company reportedly stopped tunneling after a "crushing injury" (ironic, huh?), Zuckerberg and Palmer Luckey are teaming up again like a disastrous boy band for military-grade goggles, and Meta whistleblowers are exposing child safety issues. Plus, a hot mic caught Zuck groveling to Trump—the cringe is real. And if that wasn't enough, it turns out AI usage is actually declining at big companies, and programmers using AI are creating more security risks than a screen door on a submarine. It's almost like we saw this coming.
For your Media Candy fix, get ready for a dose of existential dread. The MTV Video Music Awards are still happening in 2025, with a median viewer age of 56—because nothing screams "youth culture" like osteoporosis. We'll wonder if Wednesday (aka Charlie Sheen) is still winning and discuss Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. Amazon Music is launching AI-powered playlists (because who needs a human DJ when you can have an algorithm that thinks it knows your soul?), and Deezer claims 28% of all new music is AI-generated. Taika Waititi is developing a "potentially disastrous" Fyre Fest musical (we're excited!), Foundation is renewed for season 4, and the HBO Max CEO thinks it's "way underpriced"—bless his heart. Plus, more Highlander reboot news that will probably disappoint, and a look at The Missi & Brooke Show and The Traitors Ireland.
Finally, in Apps & Doodads, bad news for AirPods Live Translation in the EU, Evernote and WeTransfer's owner is buying Vimeo, and you need this pettable Poké Ball Tamagotchi-style toy. In The Dark Side with Dave, we'll discuss The Princess Bride, how tariffs are ruining hobbies, and who wants "slop for their ears." This episode shows that some things never change, and most things are just getting worse. You're welcome.
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IN THE NEWS
Anthropic will pay a record-breaking $1.5 billion to settle copyright lawsuit with authors
Judge rejects Anthropic's record-breaking $1.5 billion settlement for AI copyright lawsuit
Apple faces lawsuit over alleged use of pirated books for AI training
In court filing, Google concedes the open web is in “rapid decline”
Google brings ads to AI-generated answers worldwide
Google Is Telling People DOGE Never Existed
At Least 15 Million YouTube Videos Have Been Snatched by AI Companies
The Boring Company Reportedly Halts Tunneling in Las Vegas After 'Crushing Injury'
Dynamic Duo Zuckerberg and Palmer Luckey Reunite for Army Combat Goggles Contract
Meta Whistleblowers Allege Company Buried Info on Child Safety
Hot Mic Catches Mark Zuckerberg Groveling to Trump
Data Shows That AI Use Is Now Declining at Large Companies
Programmers Using AI Create Way More Glaring Security Issues, Data Shows
The Software Engineers Paid to Fix Vibe Coded Messes
MEDIA CANDY
Median age of MTV viewers is 56
Amazon Music launches AI-powered weekly playlists based on 'preferences and mood'
Deezer: 28% of all music delivered to streaming is now fully AI-generated
Taika Waititi Developing “Potentially Disastrous” Fyre Fest Musical
HBO Max is “way underpriced,” Warner Bros. Discovery CEO says
‘The Grandmaster’ Chinese Martial Artist Max Zhang to Join ‘Highlander’ Reboot
Please, ‘Highlander’ Reboot, Don’t Waste Djimon Hounsou
APPS & DOODADS
There's bad news for AirPods Live Translation in EU countries
Evernote and WeTransfer owner Bending Spoons is set to buy Vimeo for $1.38 billion
This pettable Poké Ball is a Tamagotchi-style toy with over 150 Pokémon inside and I need it now
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